When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

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How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.