He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
Because they were Wright.
They both can be used to carry vegetables....
Triple Eh's.
Answer: A pair of slipper
Elephantoms !
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
By feeding the poor to the hungry.
dos y dos
there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?
A: An adder.
They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
Because they can't see.
It's his private eye.