Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.