He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
Finding out it's curable.
Work smarter not harder people.
It was a work of friction.
He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
No Biggie.
He fell out of the tree.
Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
Oh questions about the job No I'm good."
There's a little bit of good in everybody.
With a little bit of oil.