How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military