How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze