What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze