What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes