Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"