Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

God Jokes More God Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.