How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)