How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.