Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.