Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

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What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.