Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.