What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.