How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.