How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.