How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.