What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

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Tulips on my pianist.

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.