How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

What do you call twin policemen?

Copies.