Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
Deceased
sELFie
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
Pole Position
Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.
Go straight for the juggler.
It Herzegovina
Either your mum, your wife or you.
His mum had been a wafer too long.
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.