How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.