Gain Jokes

No gain no pain.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Thank you, Karma gain

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Blacking out and gaining money.

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Straight talk.

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

The mall is hiring new Santas.

You fit into his clothes.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

NEED MORE GAINS

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Straight talk.

Bed wedding.

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

He was running on fumes.

A bannister always pays his deafs.

She had to go t'work instead.

A: Ho, ho, ho!

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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How do you do it?

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