Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.