How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

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What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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What did the drowning number theorist say?

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.