How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.