What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.