Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)