Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.