What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.