What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.