What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

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What do you do when you see a fire man?

Put it out man!

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."