How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.