Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
They're both old.
They put on the Google!
Captain's log
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
My record is 21 years.
Currant Affairs
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now