How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.