What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!