How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof