What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.