Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Viking Jokes More Viking Jokes

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

Norse Code Jokes More Norse Code Jokes

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.