How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.