What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.