Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

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What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.