Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What is a Canadian's Favorite Game?

Sorry!

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.