Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do weeaboos holiday?

Kawaii

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's