Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.