Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))