What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

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Because he's Snow'd-in!

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

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They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

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Swish cheese.

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Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

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I'll be Bach.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat