How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.