Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
Most people miss the twin towers.
When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
He had only one pupil.