Drummers.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
They're inbred.
If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.
Art
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
It's not my fault I'm blind.
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.
When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around
A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four
You pay for the pizza.
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Rattata