Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

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What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!