Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

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When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

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What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."