His surname
Because she never marries the best man.
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
About 2-3 inches.
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
A: surname