How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.