Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.