How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol?

Mutton-schnapps.

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor