How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.