How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What do you call an alcoholic Mormon?

An oxymormon