Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A: Because 36 would be too many.
Virgin Mobile
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
Salt Lick City
Brigham Young
One if nobody is watching.
A mormoff!
Mother's Day.
An oxymormon
The temperature of their caffeine
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The second m is silent.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Lord of the Rings
Invite two of them.
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Both ride bicycles and bust mission.
Bring two Mormons.
To get to the other bride!
If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
You invite two of them.
Because 30 is too many!
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
A Utahraptor
Jean-Claude Van Darn
Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by
Very Satisfying.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
Bring on their subs!
You got a friend in me.
The punchlines were too long.
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
36" "That's not even close!" "But it was quick!"
Lukewarm.
Luke warm
She wanted to wash up on shore
