Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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Where did the Candian pirate live?

Ont**ARR**io

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.