Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling