Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
They push Two twins together to make a King
Adobe Wan Kenobi
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
Because he's from New York.
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
Ont**ARR**io
I noe
She tried to read a road sign going 45mph
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
I just booked a cook for cooking the books."
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
With stick e-tape.
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.