Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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