How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.