How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.