Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Eden Jokes More Eden Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden