Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman without an sshole?

A: Divorced

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Eden Jokes More Eden Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

Garden Eden Jokes More Garden Eden Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.