Where would men be without women?

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What do you call a woman with no legs?

Disabled.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Garden Eden Jokes More Garden Eden Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden