Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.