How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.