What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.