What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River